hello, i'm lauren. i'm 18, bi, and from perth, australia.

i don't have a social life and i'm average at a lot of things, and my originals are really bad.

on my blog you'll find things that make me smile and cats.

have fun dudes, stay rad.

themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via gorgeouschica)

toothpast:

mamalalonde:

LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS

what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery

(Source: gamegrrl, via pizza)

contract-me-slowly:

the dangers of masturbation

contract-me-slowly:

the dangers of masturbation

(Source: gaygaara, via laughing-llama)

cloudcuckoolander527:

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

(via pelvic-thrust)

terezi-pie-rope:

neilnevins:

jellydekiller:

berryofmine:

abseas:

This is important

i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.
eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers


at least they won’t be bone dry

CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POST
ONE

terezi-pie-rope:

neilnevins:

jellydekiller:

berryofmine:

abseas:

This is important

i just imagine trespassers coming on your lawn so you open this, they fall in the pool, and then you close it again.

eventually people are falling into a pool of skeletons if you gotta lotta trespassers

at least they won’t be bone dry

CAN WE JUST HAVE ONE COOL POST
ONE

(Source: yodiscrepo, via thehilariousblog)

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

(via orgasmic-humor)

rnountainjew:

"just let obama try take my guns"

rnountainjew:

"just let obama try take my guns"

(Source: awwww-cute, via orgasmic-humor)